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Beat the Blerch

The city you want to run becomes your next trip.

USSeptember 202742.195km · 21.1km · 10km +1 more events
Race date Sep expected
September 2027
City · Distance
Carnation · 42.195km · 21.1km · 10km +1 more events
Entry fee
$120From the 2026 edition
2027Date September 2027 · expected · Soon
2026Date Sep 12, 2026 · Entry fee $40 · Start 08:00
Why you dream of this race

THE DREAM

About Beat the Blerch — what makes it special

ABOUT THE RACE

A day you'll remember,
long past the finish line.

This race originated from a running comic by the webcomic The Oatmeal.

The events are 5K, 10K, half marathon, and full marathon.

The road to your own record

Picture the course in advance
and find the pace that fits you.

When the city cheers

Streets lined with cheers, runners all around.
You'll be part of that scene.

The trip that follows the run

Take it slow with the finish still in you,
and meet the city all over again.

Beat the Blerch runner reviews and race reports

Stories from those who ran it first.

From the joy of finishing to the tough moments — read what runners wrote themselves.

Race reports: 2
El Santo
“I beat the Blerch. It took an hour twenty to do it.”

At Beat the Blerch, the runner enjoyed cake and a playful atmosphere along Carnation's tree-lined paths. Completing 6 miles in about 1 hour 20 minutes meant conquering a distance once thought impossible.

Joseph McLean
“And I finished, I staggered across the line and a nice person took my shoe tag away and gave me a medal.”

After recovering from injury, the runner entered the Beat the Blerch Marathon on their birthday and ran to birthday songs from other participants. Heat and leg cramps made it tough, but they kept moving even just before the finish and finished.

We translated a short line from each public race report and summarized the experience. Finish times are as stated by the author, and past editions may differ from this year's weather and operations.

See it on video,
feel it through their stories.

Preview the course and read what runners who went before you wrote.

Finisher vlog

Pablo De Stefani · Finisher vlog

View on YouTube

This may be from a past edition. Check the organizer for this year's course and operations.

The way in that fits you

YOUR ENTRY

How to enter Beat the Blerch — registration routes

How to reach the start line —
start with what fits you.

Here are the ways to enter and what each requires.
Check the organizer's page for whether entries are open.

From the 2026 edition
Official race websiteEntry options
From the start line to the finish

RACE WEEK

Beat the Blerch course map and elevation

The 42.195km I'll run

Know the course and time limit, and race day comes into focus.

From the 2026 edition
Runners start · local timeFrom 08:00
not the start line

We have not confirmed the start line coordinates yet.

START

Tolt-MacDonald Park, Carnation, WA

Start · Google Maps
FINISH

Tolt MacDonald Park

Finish · Google Maps
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The events are 5K, 10K, Half Marathon, and Marathon.

The start is at Tolt-MacDonald Park, Carnation, WA at 8:00 AM local time.

The start and finish are at the same location.

Participant benefits

Not yet confirmed in the official race guide

Where and when to collect your Beat the Blerch race bib

To the start line,
step by step.

Pick up your bib, check your wave.
So on race morning, you can just run.

From the 2026 edition

Pick up your bib at the expo

9/11 Road Runner Sports (Green Lake, Seattle) 12-5PM; 9/12 race venue 7-11:30AM

Tolt MacDonald Park

Stations & transport near the venue

  • Getting to the startNo practical public transit — car access only (parking pass required)
  • IC cardNo dedicated transit card system for Carnation itself; the venue is a car-access rural area east of Seattle.

Source · checked Aug 24, 2026

More details

Getting to the start

No practical public transit — car access only (parking pass required)

Race starts/finishes at Tolt McDonald Park, 31020 NE 40th St, Carnation, WA 98014. King County Metro does not serve Carnation directly; Snoqualmie Valley Transportation's Valley Shuttle connects Carnation to Metro routes only in evening hours, not during race morning hours. Event explicitly discourages driving without a purchased parking pass.

Date confirmed as Sep 12, 2026 on the official Beat the Blerch site, matching the given date.

Getting to the finish

No practical public transit — car access only (parking pass required)

Same location as start.

IC card

No dedicated transit card system for Carnation itself; the venue is a car-access rural area east of Seattle. Visitors coming from Seattle can use an ORCA card or tap a contactless bank card on King County Metro buses partway, but a car or rideshare is needed for the final stretch into Carnation.

READY TO RUN

From race morning to after the finish.

Your start time, fuel and bag drop.
Know them ahead and the run feels easier.

The course is a flat, out-and-back gravel path along the Snoqualmie Valley Trail, winding through moss-covered evergreen forest.

The start is at Tolt MacDonald Park in King County, with staggered start times: marathon at 8:00 AM, half marathon at 9:00 AM, 10K at 9:30 AM, and 5K at noon.

Packet pickup is available at the Road Runner Sports store in Green Lake,

Seattle from noon to 5:00 PM the day before the race on September 11, and on-site from 7:00 to 11:30 AM on race day.

The 2026 race is already sold out, and no waitlist is being maintained.

Times are local to Carnation. Check the latest official information before the race.

A trip built around the race

STAY A LITTLE

MAKE IT A RUNTRIP

The race is one day,
the trip can be longer.

From a hotel that makes race morning easy,
to the meals and views you'll enjoy with the medal on.

Joint Base Lewis–McChord | Lewis–McChord Joint Base Airport Private Airport Pickup/Drop-Off Service

$177

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Hotels near the Beat the Blerch start line in Carnation

Hotels that make race morning easy

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Distances are straight-line from the start/finish area.
Check real travel times and booking terms with each hotel.

The start and finish are in the same place
We picked stays around that one spot.

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Trip.comClosest to the start lineView on Trip.com

Time for you, before and after the finish

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Rest a little, wander a little.
Pick what suits you and whoever you're with.

Joint Base Lewis–McChord | Lewis–McChord Joint Base Airport Private Airport Pickup/Drop-Off Service

$177

View on Klook

Seattle Space Needle & Chihuly Garden and Glass Ticket

$48

View on Klook

Seattle Snoqualmie Falls Half-Day Waterfall Hiking Tour

$72

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Wallace Falls Rainforest Hiking Tour from Seattle

$285

View on Klook

What to see in Carnation after the race

Seeing Carnation with the medal on

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The city you ran — this time, a little slower.

City Sightseeing Seattle Hop-On Hop-Off Bus & Cruise

$149

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Total cost and budget for Beat the Blerch

TRAVEL ESSENTIALS

Trip prep too,
light and in one place.

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Runner stories and questions about Beat the Blerch

RUN TOGETHER

With runners who dream of
the same start line.

Be the first runner
Leave this room's first post

Carnation runners' room

Frequently asked questions about Beat the Blerch

FAQ
When does Beat the Blerch 2027 take place?

Not officially announced yet.

It's expected in September 2027;

the 2026 race was held on Sat, September 12, 2026.

How much is the Beat the Blerch 2027 entry fee?

Not announced yet. The 2026 race entry fee was about $40.

What distances does Beat the Blerch 2027 offer?

Marathon · Half · 10K · 5K. (From the 2026 edition)

What time does Beat the Blerch 2027 start?

The race starts at 08:00. (From the 2026 edition)

Where does Beat the Blerch 2027 start?

Tolt-MacDonald Park, Carnation, WA. (From the 2026 edition)

Where does Beat the Blerch 2027 finish?

Tolt MacDonald Park. (From the 2026 edition)

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